In this life, there will inevitably be some regrets.
This page is dedicated to those moments…
![It was attacking me. And it wasn't pretty.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/BadBreathGIF2.gif)
It was attacking me. And it wasn’t pretty.
![So wrong. So very very wrong.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/giphy.gif)
So wrong. So very very wrong.
![Threesome. If you have to watch it, watch it alone.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/MV5BMTM1NzQ4NDI3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDM0NzMyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR30214317_AL_.jpg)
Threesome. If you have to watch it, watch it alone.
![The Perfect Mickey](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Pics-of-Minnie-Mouse-Cakes-1024x768.jpg)
The Picture Perfect Mickey (http://www.littlebcakes.com/minnie-mouse-cakes.html)
![Nastiest pop around.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/OD-AH629_IMKPEP_DV_20110608183308.jpg)
Nastiest pop around.
![Don't be this woman. Be the person who thoughtfully and lovingly purchased it for this woman.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Unicorn.jpg)
Don’t be this woman. Be the person who thoughtfully and lovingly purchased it for this woman.
![Poo-Pourri mouth freshener and toilet spray.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/IMG_5497__49059.1417650030.1280.1280-936x1024.jpg)
Poo-Pourri mouth freshener and toilet spray.
![That's me. Today. (http://giphy.com/search/sick-day)](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/200_s.gif)
That’s me. Today. (http://giphy.com/search/sick-day)
![Yep.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wet-lib.jpg)
Yep. Walking through a local gym soaking in my swimsuit is nothing like being in my swimsuit on the beach, by the way.
![Big princessy poofy dress. You know the kind.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/princess.jpg)
Big princessy poofy dress. You know the kind.
![Toga Bad.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/toga-bad.jpg)
Toga bad.
![Columbia Women's Cycling Kit](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/colombia16n-1-web.jpg)
Columbia Women’s Cycling Kit (photo: twitter/ultimo_km1)
![Me ... or Adam Sandler as a kid? It's ME, people!!!](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Tennis-win.jpg)
Me … or Adam Sandler as a kid? It’s ME, people!!!
![cockroach shower](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cockroach-shower.jpg)
Most Horrifying experience EVER.
![Germany for the win.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Germany-Wins.jpg)
Germany for the win.
![Breast Pump](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/breast-pump.jpg)
Breast Pump
![kangaroo marc](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kangaroo-marc1.jpg)
Drunk, sober, or otherwise, there is never a good reason for a grown man to do this. (courtesy of Ms.Politico)
![Really. It looked like this.](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Me-As-Freddy-.gif)
My press on nails …
![Gone With The Wind](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gone_with_wind.jpg)
Gone With The Wind
![6th grade Basketball](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/6th-grade-Basketball.jpg)
I don’t take-back playing elementary school basketball, even if I sucked at it, it was fun. But pegged pants across the board? Yeah, we should be ashamed of ourselves.
![maryland crabcakes](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/crabcakes.jpg)
A man going the extra mile for some Maryland crabcakes … OR a very perceptive waiter. You make the call.
![Super Bowl 48](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/8806__super_bowl-primary-2013.jpg)
Oh the humanity!
![Stork](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Stork1.jpg)
In this instance, if the house is a rockin’ – maybe you should stop.
![In The Mouth Kansas](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/In-The-Mouth-Kansas.jpg)
In The Mouth of Madness? No. Kansas. 3AM. Don’ drive in Kansas at 3AM.
![Taffy being chased by a dog](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Taffy.jpg)
Sweet little Taffy offering her surrender.
![Ass Pincher](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Ass-Pincher.jpg)
Hmmm … I didn’t realize cardboard cutout goosing was a thing. Oh wait, because it isn’t.
![Food poisoning](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Food-Poisoning.jpg)
Not A Happy New Year
![Orange jumpsuit](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Orange-Jumpsuit.jpg)
In this instance, orange is NOT the new black.
![running through a screen door](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Hot-Mike.jpg)
Oh, Hot Mike- how I miss looking at those baby blues …
![puking in a parking lot](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Puking-At-A-Funeral.jpg)
I had scrambled eggs, went to the viewing and puked in the parking lot. And that’s why I hate breakfast for lunch.
![Two girls in identical dresses](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/A-Mothers-Mistake.jpg)
Why, Mother? Why?
![cross dressing gentleman](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/British-Gent.jpg)
Confused in more than one way …
![Bad pumpkin pies](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Pumpkin-Pie-1024x236.jpg)
Virgin pie maker. Crust? From scratch! (yet something was off …) Filling? Libby’s, of course! (better than I thought) Finale? “Tastes like a bird shit in my mouth!” (said my husband. I agreed. )
![Libby 2nd grade](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Afro-Girl-231x300.jpg)
Hair or sweater?
Both.
![Bunny Cake](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bunny-Cake-280x300.jpg)
Obviously the focus here is the wood paneling. Nothing else regrettable about this photo at all.
![Hipster glasses Hipster glasses](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Hipster-Glasses2-300x176.jpg)
Hey, circa 1992. 2013 is calling and wants her hipster glasses back. You can keep the hair.
![Mark's Wedding](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Marks-Wedding1-169x300.jpg)
Sorry, Mark. We know it was your special day. 90′s or not, we were just wrong.
![Ballerina](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Ballerina-300x258.jpg)
He has a glow about him, I think.
![Urinals](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Urinals-300x178.jpg)
After I exited the Dairy Queen bathroom, I asked my mom why there were so many sinks for the handicap. What a sad little girl…
![Bad bangs](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Jenny-Bangs-224x300.jpg)
Why, yes, I do believe those bangs can go another 6 inches higher.
![Um ... yeah. Need I say more?](http://no-take-backs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bound-2-screenshot-from-ellentv-300x168.jpg)
Um … yeah. Need I say more?
screenshot taken from ellentv.com
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