total-take-backs

It was attacking me. And it wasn’t pretty.

So wrong. So very very wrong.

Threesome. If you have to watch it, watch it alone.

The Picture Perfect Mickey (http://www.littlebcakes.com/minnie-mouse-cakes.html)

Nastiest pop around.

Don’t be this woman. Be the person who thoughtfully and lovingly purchased it for this woman.

Poo-Pourri mouth freshener and toilet spray.

That’s me. Today. (http://giphy.com/search/sick-day)

Yep. Walking through a local gym soaking in my swimsuit is nothing like being in my swimsuit on the beach, by the way.

Big princessy poofy dress. You know the kind.

Toga bad.

Columbia Women’s Cycling Kit (photo: twitter/ultimo_km1)

Me … or Adam Sandler as a kid? It’s ME, people!!!

Most Horrifying experience EVER.

Germany for the win.

Breast Pump

Drunk, sober, or otherwise, there is never a good reason for a grown man to do this. (courtesy of Ms.Politico)

My press on nails …

Gone With The Wind

I don’t take-back playing elementary school basketball, even if I sucked at it, it was fun. But pegged pants across the board? Yeah, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

A man going the extra mile  for some Maryland crabcakes … OR a very perceptive waiter. You make the call.

Oh the humanity!

In this instance, if the house is a rockin’ – maybe you should stop.

In The Mouth of Madness? No. Kansas. 3AM.                          Don’ drive in Kansas at 3AM.

Sweet little Taffy offering her surrender.

Hmmm … I didn’t realize cardboard cutout goosing was a thing. Oh wait, because it isn’t.

Not A Happy New Year

In this instance, orange is NOT the new black.

Oh, Hot Mike- how I miss looking at those baby blues …

I had scrambled eggs, went to the viewing and puked in the parking lot. And that’s why I hate breakfast for lunch.

Why, Mother? Why?

Confused in more than one way …

Virgin pie maker. Crust? From scratch! (yet something was off …) Filling? Libby’s, of course! (better than I thought) Finale? “Tastes like a bird shit in my mouth!” (said my husband. I agreed. )

Hair or sweater?
Both.

Obviously the focus here is the wood paneling. Nothing else regrettable about this photo at all.

Hey, circa 1992. 2013 is calling and wants her hipster glasses back. You can keep the hair.

Sorry, Mark. We know it was your special day. 90′s or not, we were just wrong.

He has a glow about him, I think.

After I exited the Dairy Queen bathroom, I asked my mom why there were so many sinks for the handicap. What a sad little girl…

Why, yes, I do believe those bangs can go another 6 inches higher.

Um … yeah. Need I say more?
screenshot taken from ellentv.com