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Throw-Back-Monday: Snow Days

This throw-back goes out to my Northern friends. I know you might be a bit tired of that precious white powder that is blanketing your landscape, but I want to remind you how lucky you are.

I’m jealous. I miss snow. I miss it a lot. I don’t miss shoveling it in May, but this time of year just isn’t the same without sub-zero wind chills and  a large white canvas calling my name. You really haven’t lived if you haven’t played in snow.

My siblings and I would build snow forts for our snowball fights (snowballs we’d spritz with water so they were rock hard – the only way to have a REAL snowball fight). I think one of my sisters may have been devious enough to put rocks in some of them as well. We were hardcore. Continue reading

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A Road Less Traveled: The Maker’s Mark Distillery!

I have driven from Georgia to northern Indiana about 152 million times. Like most of you driving from point A to B, I try to find the most efficient route, the shortest distance and the highest highway speeds. I have a purpose and it is scheduled. I’ve done the drive so many times that I actually compete with myself by trying to beat my best time. This means I make quicker and fewer stops and that I steadily increase my cruise control as I get behind that guy going 90 feeling confident he’ll get nailed by the cop behind the billboard before I do.

I no longer look at the horses in their pastures. I no longer appreciate the bluegrass in Kentucky or the mountains in Tennessee. I drive by the Corvette Museum, which is one of the coolest architectural structures around, and I just check it off as, yep, I’ve hit Bowling Green. I count mile markers and exit signs while I get annoyed with the slowest driver EVER in the LEFT LANE (I know you all feel me on that one).

Returning from my last trip home I decided I was going to change things up a bit. I had recently decided I want to become a whiskey connoisseur (I’ll post about that later). 95% of the world’s bourbon is produced in Kentucky. I drive right by the Bourbon Trail every time I do this trip. Of course I drive by a million other places and things I never see because I don’t take the time to stop and check them out. We all do this. Why? What’s so wrong about getting in an hour or two later than you had previously planned? Why does everything have to be so rushed and scheduled?

Spontaneity kicked in and I was getting off the highway. I made an executive decision. I was going to see the Maker’s Mark distillery.  There’s a sign saying that Jim Beam and Maker’s Mark are sitting right off of I-65. Seriously. And I’d never toured a distillery before. Here I come.  Continue reading

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Throw-Back-Monday: How Risk Got Banned From My Parents’ House

Celebrating the holidays with family this last week has reminded me of a Christmas we shared several years ago.

My big sis gave me one of the best gifts one could receive: the game of RISK. Who could imagine a better way to spend six hours of their day? A game of strategy, venture, and chance? Sieges, allies, and DICE? (because dice make everything cooler)

Risk gameboard

Best game ever! What could go wrong?

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Throw-Back-Monday: Our Best Friend’s Wedding

Four years ago Clifford and I hauled up to good old Indiana for Chelle’s and my best friend’s wedding. “Best friend” is an understatement … Darewood is my brother from another mother. In our awkward years (his were MASSIVELY awkward, by the way) we were like two peas in a pod (except I had the better hair). We were thick as thieves. He was the Thelma to my Louise.

two peas in a pod cartoon

Just missing Brad Pitt.

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Never Underestimate The Power Of A Mixed-Tape

I remember my first mixed-tape.

Mixed-tape cartoon

Best. Gift. Ever. Completely customizable.

I had to record songs through a microphone held next to the television speakers to capture the latest hits on MTV (yes, they actually played music videos once upon a time). I had everything from Madonna to the Beastie Boys to NKOTB; I even had The Bat Dance. An epic tape and probably the best one I’ve made to this day. Continue reading

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Awesome-Flash-Back: Fake George and Me

Inspired by Papa Monkey’s post, I had to add an awesome Dragoncon flashback of my own. I’d seen Fake George Lucas for years and I finally got a picture with him. It was epic.

Fake George and me as Foxxy Cleopatra. And he likes Foster's!

Fake George Lucas and me as Foxxy Cleopatra. And he likes Foster’s! I bet real George does, too.

 

 

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Throw-Back-Monday:My First Dragoncon (guest post)

This week’s  Throw-Back has been submitted by community member Papa Monkey.  A definite No-Take-Back. Thanks for submitting!

So I have never had a problem admitting that I’m a geek.  In doing this, I made sure to set certain boundaries.  Am I ever going to spend my evenings in some poorly lit basement playing Dungeons and Dragons? No.  Do I have any desire to write poetry in Klingon?  Never.  Am I ever going to go to a sci-fi convention?  Certainly not.  THOSE are the people who need to get a life.  Not me.

Things started to change.  I had met the woman who would eventually be my wife and early on in our relationship she mentioned that she was being dragged to Dragoncon in downtown Atlanta by her sister who wanted to check out the art on display.  My future wife certainly is not as geeky as me, so I couldn’t wait to hear horror stories about fat sweaty guys in stormtrooper costumes freaking out because there was a female in their presence.  Here’s the kicker: she loved it.  She told me that she and her sister were already planning on going back next year and I had to go with them.

Fast forward one year and there I was in Atlanta having no idea what to expect.  There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sensory overload that I experienced. People of all ages were dressed as every character in popular culture that you could imagine and thousands more that you couldn’t.

Above view of Dragoncon

Every character you could imagine.

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Total-Take-Back: What Was She Thinking?

Two girls in identical dresses

Why, Mother? Why?

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Breaking Bad? Uh … yes, please!

Recently I found myself abandoned in Fort Collins. About 1500 miles from the place I called home, holed up in my sister’s house, lost and relatively alone (Clifford renovating the bathroom doesn’t exactly count as company), I felt I was being caged in a split-level abode with nothing but a few take-out menus and the Roku for camaraderie. What was a girl to do? Continue reading

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Throw-Back-Monday: The Naked Mile (guest post)

This week’s installment of Throw-Back-Monday has been submitted by community member umalum99.  Enjoy!

At the University of Michigan, the legendary Naked Mile took place on the last day of classes each school year.  I say “took” place because, as I understand it, the Naked Mile is no-more (thanks overly sensitive fun-killers).

Observing my first event, I saw things I will never forget; specifically, a naked man on a unicycle waving sparklers around.  My thought was “I want that to be me!”  Not the naked unicyclist, but a participant.

With sparklers!

With sparklers!

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