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A Conversation With Clifford III
Sometimes Clifford is so precious, I want to put him in my pocket and take him with me everywhere.
Today, on the phone, Clifford was downtown trying to find parking near Piedmont Park. The people watching had him a bit off-kilter…
Clifford: What the fuck? Who the hell would cut their shorts so short their pockets are hang out?
Me: They likely didn’t cut them like that, sweetie. You buy them like that these days. It’s an acutal thing.
Clifford: What the hell?!!!
Me: Yes. In fact, they are probably designer.
Clifford: So you’re telling me that someone paid a lot of money for shorts with pockets hanging out of them on purpose?
Me: Yes, basically, yeah.
Clifford: No wonder we are so fucking screwed. We have idiots who are stupid enough to pay for designer shorts with pockets hanging out of them responsible for Clinton or Trump becoming the next president. What the fuck is this world coming to?