I learned something new today and it made my Friday. I was so excited, I called Clifford right away.
Me: OMG! I didn’t know the liquor store opened at 8AM!!!
Clifford: So?
Me: Well, I just thought, I don’t know. I just thought it’d open later in the day I guess …
Clifford: And why would you think that?
Me: You know … because of the bums.
Clifford: Or maybe because of the alcoholics like you who are still bending from the previous evening?
Me: …
