I learned something new today and it made my Friday. I was so excited, I called Clifford right away.

Me: OMG! I didn’t know the liquor store opened at 8AM!!!

Clifford: So?

Me: Well, I just thought, I don’t know. I just thought it’d open later in the day I guess …

Clifford: And why would you think that?

Me: You know … because of the bums.

Clifford: Or maybe because of the alcoholics like you who are still bending from the previous evening?

Me: …