Comments on: Throw-Back-Monday: I Ruined Easter http://no-take-backs.com/throw-back-monday-i-ruined-easter/ because life moves pretty fast. Fri, 12 Jun 2015 23:29:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.20 By: umalum99 http://no-take-backs.com/throw-back-monday-i-ruined-easter/#comment-44 Tue, 15 Apr 2014 20:51:37 +0000 http://no-take-backs.com/?p=771#comment-44 I mean geyser. Doh!

]]> By: umalum99 http://no-take-backs.com/throw-back-monday-i-ruined-easter/#comment-43 Mon, 14 Apr 2014 23:55:14 +0000 http://no-take-backs.com/?p=771#comment-43 Make that “geiser of gushing gore.” Sounds more “dramatic.”

]]> By: umalum99 http://no-take-backs.com/throw-back-monday-i-ruined-easter/#comment-42 Mon, 14 Apr 2014 23:53:45 +0000 http://no-take-backs.com/?p=771#comment-42 I think you forgot the part about how you ran over to me while I was screaming, panicking about Mom and Dad finding out. You wrecklessly ripped the death dart out of my arm resulting in a geiser of blood from the wound mere millimeters from…some major blood vessel or artery in my arm.

Also, no tetanus shot. They saved that gem for when I was immobile on a hospital bed after fainting and hitting my head on concrete about 5 years later.

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