No-Take-Backs » smelly car http://no-take-backs.com because life moves pretty fast. Mon, 27 Mar 2017 23:56:31 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.20 Total-Take-Back: New Car Smell http://no-take-backs.com/total-take-back-new-car-smell/ http://no-take-backs.com/total-take-back-new-car-smell/#comments Wed, 02 Mar 2016 18:12:40 +0000 http://no-take-backs.com/?p=1950 Last week I opened my car door to run a quick errand and this happened.

It was attacking me. And it wasn't pretty.

It was disgusting. 

Clifford walked over, took a whiff and had the same reaction as me.

That level of discust that turns your stomach, allowing you to revisit your lunch.

That level of disgust that turns your stomach, allowing you to revisit your lunch. Multiple times.

“What the hell is in there?” – Cliff

“Nothing! There’s nothing in here! I don’t understand…” – Me (trying not to hurl)

“Are you sure it’s not a french fry or something under the seat?” – Cliff

“A french fry?” – Me

Really? A french fry?

 A french fry?

“No. It’s not a french fry because I don’t eat in my car.” – Me

“Well there’s got to be something in there.” – Cliff

"..." - Me

“…” – Me

But before I could actually address Captain Obvious, he found the source of the offensive smell. I’d accidentally left a grocery bag on the back seat. Raw chicken and hamburger. For two days…

Yep.

Yep.

Never again.

 

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